99% ready for the Holidays

Still have to go to the store (3rd time today) to pick up stuff we
forgot to get or ran out of at home.

That's the grocery store we are talking about.

No problem, you think? Think again. I saw someone get shoved to the
floor and beaten with a loaf of french bread until they were
unconscious.

Well, not really.

What I did hear was from a Papa Murphy's pizza guy, who said that
someone who was in the store earlier came in to order a pizza and
complained about someone elbowing her out of the way to get some
rolls. Rolls.

Amazing what this season does to some people! They become ravening monsters!

Yet again, we can talk about the difference between becoming a monster
and being a monster (long email thread argument with some friends that
I just don't want to repeat). Nah!

Have a happy time, everyone. ;)